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30 Hits (And Misses) For Your Valentine’s Soundtrack
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, as we’re sure you’re aware! Hopefully, you have everything planned and you’ve already picked up flowers and/or chocolates for your significant other… but as a quick checklist, do you have:
- Reservations made?
- Suit/dress picked out?
- Babysitter scheduled?
- Gift(s) purchased and wrapped?
Yes? Good…
But now what?
A lot of planning goes into the “events” of Valentine’s Day, but not into the “before and after” moments… Those moments of silence that are unavoidable… The drive home, or that moment when you and your love are cuddled on the couch. Do you turn on the radio to the first station you can find just to have some filler? Do you try to find a movie to put on the TV? Or should you put on a generic jazz album? Does he/she even like jazz (the answer SHOULD be “yes”).
Never fear!!! We’ve taken the guesswork out of your weekend, and picked out some great music to keep you and your date company on the way to that special dinner / romantic weekend getaway / paintball tournament… and don’t worry, these songs are still pretty good picks for all our independent friends as well!
We’ve broken the list up to cater to your musical tastes: Ballad, Funk, Rockabilly, Rock N Roll, Heartbreak, Songs for When You’re Alone; and even a (Dis)Honorable Mentions section!
So put this playlist together (or follow and stream it on Spotify) and let the music do the talkin’!
1). Jonas Brothers – “Lovebug (A Little Bit Longer)
Probably the most recognizable song on the list for the “younger” generation, “Love Bug” is a simple (yet catchy) pop tune describing the breathlessness associated with falling in love.
2). Mel Torme – “Love Is Just a Bug” (At the Crescendo)
Going further back in history is the iconic Mel Torme. His smooth, svelte voice at the time of this recording is reminiscent of a young Bing Crosby… this song also makes a great accompaniment to any marriage proposal as well (nudge, nudge; wink, wink; hint, hint)
3). Louis Prima – “The Love Bug Will Bite You” (The Masters of Swing)
Louis Prima uses this ballad to describe the fantastic (and sometimes maniacal) effects that “the love bug” can have on you when it bites you… The ballad itself is fun, but an added bonus is hearing Mr. Prima’s patter… it really sounds as if he enjoys the song, and you can picture him smiling through the whole number.
4). Meadowman – 17 Year Itch (instrumental)
This instrumental offering is unique. Behind skillful guitar playing, Mr. Meadowman lays down track of cicada chirping that adds to the effect of the music… hauntingly beautiful music that is accented by the innate beauty of nature.
5). Jim Armenti – “Bees Go Buzzing” (Bees Go Buzzing)
In another folk-style offering, Jim Armenti plays a catchy little tune that will get stuck in your head much in the same way that “You Are My Sunshine” got stuck in your head after watchin “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou.” The lyrics are simple and sweet, though, and that’s why it makes the list.
6). Reuben Wilson – “Love Bug” (Blue Breakbeats)
Mr. Wilson’s track is purely instrumental, and it comes from his “Blue Breakbeats” album. We weren’t going to include this track originally (since it’s only bug related in title) but such a smooth piece of jazz simply MUST be included. Don your best slippers and smoking jacket and tap your feet as the music washed over you.
7). Dr. Buzzard’s Original Savannah Band – “You’ve Got Something/Betcha’ The Love Bug Bitcha”
Dr Buzzard’s Original Savannah Band gives us an “old school” ballad with a little funk thrown in… the deep bass line provides a nice, steady rhythm while high-pitched vocals smoothly hit those sweet harmonies to really relax you and put you in the mood…
…And speaking of funk, this is where the music starts to pick up on our playlist…
8). Tina Charles – “Love Bug / Sweets For My Sweet”
Tina kicks things off with her rendition of “Love Bug.” Admittedly, the beat is a pretty generic rendition of music offered up at the time (the song was released in 1978), but it’s still an upbeat offering that’s easy to get into. For best results, use this song to sweep your lover into an impromptu dance in the living room.
9). Tower Of Power – “Love Bug” (We Came to Play)
The Tower of Power brings the love AND the funk! Right out the gate, TToP lays down a funky beat that you can’t help to move to… It’s got us groovin’ at the office, we DARE YOU to put it on at home with your “S.O.”… You won’t be able to resist putting on your OWN dance party at home!
10). The Supremes – “Love Is Like An Itching In My Heart”
Even the Supremes aren’t immune to the bite of the Love Bug. They’ve got an itch and they “can’t scratch it.” This song keeps the momentum going, despite the lyrics being somewhat lackluster. It’s another good “groove hit” tgo keep in your repertoire.
11). George Jones – “Love Bug”
This classic ditty will have your toes tappin’ more than the “Boot-Scootin’ Boogie.” George gets bowled over by that “little bitty, teeny, weeny thing they call the love bug.” And we get a classic song as a result.
12). Jimmy Edwards – “Love Bug Crawl”
Jimmy does his best Elvis impression in this song, but instead of being “All Shook Up,” he gets bitten by none other than the love bug (did you REALLY expect anyone else to be the culprit on this list?)
13). Jeff Pasternak – “Love Bug” (You Hardly Know Me)
Mr. Pasternak has a well-ground voice… that gravelly disposition often associated with long stints on the road. His voice perfectly compliments his playstyle, offering an upbeat (yet haunting) warning to let the love bug “move you right along.” And hopefully, if you’re using our playlist, things will move along quite nicely.
14). Slow Joe & the Ginger Accident – “Love Bug” (Sunny Side Up)
Lyrically speaking, Slow Joe doesn’t offer anything mind blowing, but it’s a pretty catchy tune, and occasionally he grinds on the notes, leading you to believe he’s going to break into a bug-themed version of “Roxanne.” He never does, but he still manages to accomplish a sexy quirkiness that’s undeniable.
15). Stevie Ray Vaughan – “Honey Bee” (Couldn’t Stand the Weather)
Stevie Ray Vaughan tears up the guitar in his signature style. This is an easy track to listen to over and over, but you would also be well served to sing along with Mr. Vaughan as you both implore, “tell me little baby that you’ll buzz me all the time.”
16). Baby Bee – “Love Bug” (The Walking Dead Soundtrack Vol. 1)
Baby Bee has a sound very reminiscent of Jet (not to be confused with THE Jets, which is also on this list). It opens up right away, with an in-your-face feeling. It’s no surprise, then, that this song was chosen for the Walking Dead Soundtrack.
17). The Jets – “Love Bug” (The Early Years)
The Jets are a UK band famous for their rockabilly style, but this song is a great throwback song, reminiscent of Chuck Berry’s playfulness combined with that driving guitar sound.
18). Rocky Sharpe & The Replays – “Buzz Buzz Buzz” (Rock-It To Mars)
Rocky and the Replays is another group that borders rock and another genre. They borrow strongly from the doo-wop era as they compare their love to honey from the honeybee (hint: she’s sweeter).
19). Martha Reeves & The Vandellas – “Love Bug Leave My Heart Alone” (The Ultimate Collection)
Martha (and her Vandellas) lament a fella who leaves and then returns, then leaves (and returns) again and again like the seasons (hmmm, it really DOES sound like a pest problem…)
20). Sparker – “Queenbee & The Buzzing Fly”
Sparker laments visiting a lover under the cover of dark… Drifting in his loneliness
21). Sally Morgan – “This Buzzing Sound” (Wandering Through Walls)
Sally struggles to take in the world around her, but she can’t since she is so consumed by her lover that she’s overwhelmed by a “buzzing sound.” She compares herself to a honeybee, which can’t keep its composure near a lily. (It sounds less corny when you listen to it, I promise).
22). Marcy Playground – “Love Bug” (Shapeshifter)
This is a harder sound than other songs Marcy Playground has offered up in the past. It doesn’t really push the genre in any sense, but it’s a good “grungy” track to break up the pace… or speed it up, however you like it.
23). Weezer – All My Friends Are Insects” (Yo Gabba Gabba)
At least Weezer will never be alone, if this fun kid’s song is any indication. Though Weezer’s mothers really wish they would get out more often and meet some real people. Maybe that nice girl from the deli down the street.
24). Queens Of The Stone Age – “Mosquito Song” (Songs for the Deaf)
QoTSA have a dismal outlook in this song. The lyrics are introspective, and can have a chilling effect. A lot of symbolism in this song and its meaning can be interpreted in different ways. Put on your headphones and contemplate to your satisfaction.
25). Ragged Hearts – “Buzzing on Brown” (The Champ)
The Ragged Hearts are “Buzzing on Brown” as they wait for their love to return.
26). The NowhereNauts – “Constant Buzzing” (Warned You)
The NowhereNauts actually lament the lack of “rest” to be found… but it’s still a good song to put on and drown out the world when you’re by yourself.
27). SR-71 – Mosquito
Though their most popular song is probably “Right Now,” pop-punk band Sr-71 had another catchy tune in their single, “Mosquito.” In it, Mitch Allan (the lead singer) describes the tumultuous relationship he had, and sums up his review with “I don’t think about you anymore.” If that was true, though, then why did he write a song about it?
28). Nina Simone – Funkier Than a Mosquito’s Tweeter
A very basic drum beat lays beneath this song performed by Nina… in it, she calls out a former lover about blowing his chance with her through all the terrible things he’s done. Joe Bonamassa also covered this song with a distinctly different sound. Lyrically the songs are the same, but but Bonnamassa applies some aggressive energy to the song that isn’t as overt in Nina’s rendition.
29). Bumblebee Unlimited – Love Bug
(Un)surprisingly, this is the only LP released by Bumblebee Unlimited. A track filled with artists “buzzing” as background vocals and classic lines like “I’ll sting you with my love” probably is NOT the best idea for you to play on Valentine’s Day. Unless you’re starring in your own Rom-Com. In that case, go for it.
Even we have to admit that a cicada-themed album may not be the best thing… especially if it’s not aimed at education or children’s entertainment. The opening track is a rap song titled “Waited 17 Years (to party).” The “17” years comes from (of course) the cycle that cicadas observe… after 17 years underground, they emerge to mate and then die approximately a month later. In this case, perhaps they should have waited another 17 years.
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So there you have it, Thirty “Hits and Misses” for your Valentine’s Day playlists… We hope you had some fun reading through and listening. Which songs are your favorite? Do you have any songs we missed? Let us know what you think!
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A Bug-Free BBQ
The countdown has begun! One of our favorite holidays has to be the Fourth of July! It’s a perfect time to spend with family and friends, enjoying each other’s company and commemorating the birth of the nation. Many Americans choose to celebrate with pool parties, BBQs, and major events. But just like every other outdoor activity, Pests can strike without warning! Let’s face it, bugs are JUST AS American as mom, baseball, and apple pie… in fact, bugs are worldwide!!! This year, though, we’re going to help you avoid those flying,crawling, and squirming party crashers. Below are our top tips for having a bug-free Fourth!
1) Stay Away From Water
“One if by land, two if by sea!” doesn’t just apply to Paul Revere! Given the chance, insects will come from any direction possible… Land, sea or air! Stagnant bodies of water are particularly popular with insects… in fact, that’s where many insects breed and lay their eggs.
As picturesque as having your outing by the lake may seem, consider moving the festivities (or at least the food) a bit further away to cut down on insect presence.
Also, be sure to scout out the area before setting up. If you notice there there is already a heavy insect presence, then BY ALL MEANS don’t set up shop there! Remember, prevention is ALWAYS easier and far less hassle than dealing with it after the fact!!!
2) Cover Your Food
Let’s face it… in a lot of ways, insects are just like us… they love, love, LOVE sticky sweets. And with that fine spread out on the table (hot dogs, potato salad, watermelon, and cobblers), it acts like a big target sign to attract bugs looking for a meal. The best way to stop them? Cover up! Use Tupperware containers for an eco-friendly solution, or cover your food with plastic wrap or tinfoil.
3) Put the Off ON!
Bug repellent comes in many forms, most notably in lotions (or sprays) that you can apply directly to your skin. This is useful for kids especially, as they are often unaware of potential “bug zones” and these lotions may assist in providing a barrier as they play.
If you’re averse to the idea of putting repellent on your body, there are other methods available. Some people swear by pest repellent candles or citronella “torches.” Another alternative (and not quite so “eye-grabbing” is to use insect-repellent incense. Incense can come in the form of small sticks, or in a spiral shape that slowly burns down and repels most insects (notably mosquitoes).
4) Clean Up!
Just like setting up shop near a lake can be ideal, it can also be tempting to put the trash receptacle very close to the table or close to where everyone is congregating. After all, who wants to walk away from the action just to throw food away? Well, aside from obvious health concerns about having garbage in the midst of activities, the trash can also be a HUGE attractant to wayward insects. They just LOVE the smell of fresh food! Walk a few extra steps to throw away trash and it can help you eliminate the need to swat flies or wasps while eating!
Sure, these methods won’t guarantee 100% bug eradication, but they’ll definitely reduce the amount of unwelcome visitors at your Awesome 4th of July celebration! Have additional tips or tricks you’d like to share? How about a favorite BBQ recipe? Let us know in the comment section or Tweet us so we can share it with the Pro Pacific Community! Call us today for all your pest control needs!
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Down And Dirty Guide to Bee and Wasp Control
Due to the warmer climate of Southern California, many businesses and homeowners find themselves housing unwanted tenants: Bees and wasps!
Though bees (and even wasps) can be helpful to the ecosystem due to their pollination habits, many people consider them to be a potential health hazard. It’s estimated that 2 million Americans are allergic to bee stings. Even if you’re not allergic to bee stings, the stings are painful and can lead to discomfort days later in some cases.
Bees also release a hormone that acts an attractant which causes other bees to swarm the area (that’s why bees know which threat to target if a hive is in danger).
By late summer or early fall, bees and wasps have often reached their population peak. Reproduction slows down over the winter months, but the population (and the hive) can continue to grow indefinitely if left alone. Fortunately, their are many pest control companies who offer extermination services. We even offer LIVE bee relocations to reduce the ecological impact that a removal can have!
So what should you look for if bees or wasps are a concern? Below is a quick guide to 5 common bees and wasps to help you as the weather starts to heat up:
1). Yellow Jackets are very versatile in their home selection. usually they prefer to build a nest (often football shaped) high in a tree or under eaves of houses. If those spaces aren’t available, though, they’ll sometimes choose to set up shop in wall voids, tree stumps, attics and other places.
It’s called “yellow *jacket*” but you’ll never find it exploring in cold weather…
2). Paper Wasps are large, dark and have long legs, and build open nests, often in sheds or unused structures. The queen lives through winter months and continues to build at the same location, which can lead to very large nests and very large populations.
Paper wasps should NOT be confused with paper boys. One will bring you the news, the other can cause you to be IN the news
3). Mud Daubers build the nests you see that are mud stuck on the side of a structure, usually under the eaves or in an attic. The nest has to be kept dry, so they are usually found in very hard to reach locations.
If aliens exist, we imagine they would probably look like this!
4). Honey Bees are most known for their honey hoarding, but they also help a lot in pollination and plant reproduction. They have stingers that detach from the body once used (which, incidentally, kills the bee). Honey bees often nest in trees and produce nests which, if left alone, can grow quite large!
“Eat, Sleep, Gather Nectar, Repeat”
5). Bumble Bees are larger than their cousins, the Honey Bees. Though both have very similar characteristics, their hive structure varies. Bumblebees have a very “messy” hive, and prefer to nest in areas that have plenty of shade.
“I’m not fat, I’m just big-exoskeletoned”
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So do you have a bee hive or wasp nest? Or maybe you’ve spotted a swarm that’s looking to take up residence at YOUR residence? We do exterminations, live bee relocation, and hive removals! Give us a call now for your FREE estimate!
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Prevention Tips to Thwart Pest Invasions
After a long day’s work, it can be tempting to crawl into bed; burrow under the covers, and relax. However, there are plenty of rodents and insects out there ready to do the same – in your home!
Rodents, raccoons, and other pests spend their days foraging for food. This means weathering potential predators, harsh environments, and even long treks to get enough food for themselves (AND any offspring). No wonder they share the same sentiments that we do at the end of the day! It’s common for these pests to look for a nice, warm, dry space that provides plenty of relative safety. Unfortunately, YOUR attic is one of the best spots they can choose!
Attic invasions can become a structural or health hazard… or both. Pests often carry lice, ticks, and other unwanted “hitchhikers.” Sometimes they can carry infectious diseases, such as rabies.
So how do you keep your home safe?
The best method is an ongoing professional pest control service. Professional Escondido pest control technicians know exactly what to look for in order to discourage any infestations.
But there ARE steps that YOU can take to prevent infestations, as well.
1). Do a thorough inspection of your home.
Look for holes in the walls or window screening. Check for cracks or gaps in doorways. Pests can enter the home through a surprisingly small space. Mice can squeeze through a hole the size of a dime, while a raccoon can squeeze through a gap of six inches.
2). Seal any gaps
Use caulking, weather stripping, or door sweeps. Replace screens with tears or holes. Make sure that any under-the-house crawlspaces are protected with plastic lining.
3). Check your work
Be sure to double check repairs or improvements to your home as they are made. Many times pests are able to gain access after a new appliance (such as a refrigerator or a dishwasher) is installed. Most contractors do their best to seal up any modifications, but trouble spots are sometimes missed.
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Observation is an important defence. Primarily locating potential entry points can go a long way to deterrence. If you DO notice pests or hear scratching and noises in your attic don’t ignore them. Call a professional pest control service to eradicate any existing infestation and to prevent new ones from occurring.
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Springing Into Cleaning (AND Pest Control)
Spring is officially underway. For many people, that means the long arduous task of “Spring Cleaning.” Most of us will spend a weekend or two cleaning the house of old, unwanted clutter. For other people, it means (FINALLY) putting the Christmas tree/lights away. But aside from a tidier home when guests arrive, spring cleaning can be excellent for your home when pests arrive.
Often, the miscellaneous clutter that we accumulate (and leave forgotten in a nook, corner, or box) makes prime real estate for pests to move in. Low-traffic areas, such as attics, garages, and closets, can become safe havens for rodents and insects to move in and stake their claim.
At Pro Pacific Pest Control Escondido, we’re big supporters of pest prevention over pest extermination. We’ve mentioned it several times before, but it’s far easier (and cheaper) to prevent an infestation than it is to evict one. Here are three handy tips for your spring cleaning efforts to keep the bugs at bay:
1) Drain the Tub… And Everywhere Else.
“I’ve had a very ruff day.”
Moisture creates an ideal spot for many bugs, and often entices them to set up shop wherever they can find standing water. Rodents (such as shiprats and sewer rats) will often find sources of water and decide to set up shop nearby — often within the walls or even in the attic of your home! Mosquitoes use stagnant puddles for reproduction and can often swarm nearby as a result. Silverfish LOVE moist, cool, dark places, and you’ll often catch them scurrying away if you flip on the light in a crawlspace that is not properly sealed. reptiles and other pests will also seek out similarly cool, damp places. Eliminating these sources of water can go a long way to not only preventing the hassle of insects, but it can also prevent disease such as dengue, malaria, and others that are carried by mosquitoes and their kin.
As you’re doing your annual cleanse, check your home to make sure you don’t have a leaky faucet or pipes. Although Southern California doesn’t have to worry about pipes freezing over the winter months, pipes which have not been used in a long time or are in disrepair can be the catalyst for a full-blown invasion!
2)Dust Those Bunnies!
Cleaning in furs. Lucy has always been a class act.
Ever run face first into a spider web? NOT a fun feeling! The flailing, spit-takes, and panicked shuffling that results can be embarrassing, to say the least. One way to avoid such nestings is to sweep and dust nooks, crannies, and eaves inside and outside the house. In some homes, it is harder to reach these areas because a ladder is needed.
This is a prime task for your friendly neighbourhood pest control company! After all, who wants to drag a ladder out of storage, put it up, sweep, climb back down, and repeat the process all the way around (and inside) the house? Pest control companies often have the equipment to do these task quickly and efficiently.
Basically, though, you want to target all those “low traffic” areas in and around the home. Corners, closets, and eaves are prime spots for spiders to set up shop.
3) Don’t Be A Packrat.
“Eat your heart out, chipmunks.”
We get it, some things are just too cool to get rid of, or there’s something “nostalgic” about them, or… well, we’ll admit that maybe we’re just being lazy at times. But keeping those odds-and-ends, scrap materials, or “vintage” goods from the local flea market can cause you more headache than you realize.
Keep your home clear of clutter. If you have a shed or workstation in your backyard, be sure to clean (or at the very least organize) any discarded pieces of wood or tools. Rodents love to nest in piles like those and it can ALSO be a prime location for bees and wasps to form nests. In fact, we’ve seen a bee’s nest between two garbage can lids that hadn’t been moved in months! Clearing out spaces like these can go a LONG way to helping your pest control efforts, and a little bit of effort on the “front end” can keep your cost down in the long run.
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Of course, we offer FREE inspection/estimates for pest control and can identify potential trouble spots and offer ongoing solutions to keep your home safe (and beautiful) throughout spring and into summer.
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Why Should I Choose Pro Pacific Pest Control?
Recently in the PPPC Blog (as well as on our Twitter and Facebook pages), we’ve taken a look at major problems that have impacted the country, and even looked at rising pest problems. We’ve covered the benefits of choosing a professional pest control service VS DIY, and even taken a look at the safety and efficacy of materials used.
Without a doubt, pest activity is on the rise… especially now as we move from winter to spring and into summer. Insects and rodents who remained more or less dormant during the winter will soon become more active, and as a result, they’ll look for food and shelter… will they find an ideal environment in your home?
Pests can be a huge hassle, and they can interrupt and inconvenience you and your hectic schedule, which is all the more reason to use a professional pest control service to protect your home and family.
With so many pest control companies out there, and with the threat of infestation looming it can be hard to decide which company is the best.
- Why Should I Choose PPPC?
There is a plethora of reasons why you should choose PPPC for your pest control needs. We’ve listed ten of the best reasons, but to truly “get” why our services are so awesome, you absolutely HAVE to experience it for yourself!
1 — At Pro Pacific Pest Control, we hold ourselves to a higher standard: all our technicians are trained to handle the most up to date technologies and are recognized by the Pest Control Operators of California.
2 — Our technicians are true professionals: from conduct to uniforms to punctuality, they strive to be the best representatives around.
3 — We have more than ten years of experience serving residents of Orange, San Diego, and Riverside Counties.
4 — We always seek to help the environment while we protect your home: We’re working to reduce our carbon footprint via paperless billing, up to date equipment, and fuel efficient vehicles!
5 — We utilize the latest in pest management programs to provided precise, targeted care for your home.
6 — We’re open Saturdays, and can often arrange same-day visits to fit your busy schedule.
7 — We’re engaged in all phases of pest management: pest control, rodent control, bee removal and bird abatement. We offer preventative services and targeted “one-time” services. Though we specialize in residential/home application, our highly-skilled technicians can also offer effective pest control solutions for your business
8 — Our services are guaranteed! Many one-time services have a 30 day guarantee, and if you have an ongoing subscription service but a problem arises, we can often come out and solve the problem with no additional cost to you!
9 — We do everything we can to keep our services as low cost as possible. Go ahead, ask around… you’ll find that we offer the best services for the price. It’s quality service that we proudly stand behind.
10 — We listen! Our number one focus is YOU! we tailor our treatments and services around your busy schedule, providing the best possible solution for your needs! We do all the work, so you don’t have to!
- Is your company locally owned?
We get it. It can be intimidating to have some corporate entity come to your house. Fortunately, small businesses like ours are still thriving… and we’re able to do so because of our close relationships with our customers. We live in the communities we serve, and we’re proud of that fact!
Pro Pacific Pest Control is a local, family-owned business. For over a decade, brothers Ben and Shane Hoy have been involved in every aspect of pest control, serving residents throughout Southern California. The Hoy family strongly believes in both integrity and superior service, and Pro Pacific Pest Control has been shaped according to those standards. PPPC is always searching for ways to improve customer experience while keeping prices down. Under the guidance of Ben and Shane, PPPC has explored new technologies designed to be safer and more effective, while still providing the expert, personalized care that is so essential to our clients.
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All of us at Pro Pacific Pest Control are proud of the work that we put into serving our customers. If we haven’t had the pleasure of serving you yet, give us a call and experience what the “buzz” is all about!
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Buggin’ Out! Pop Goes Pest
This week we’re taking a slight detour as we look at popular bands who have used their musical talents to immortalize insects. Previously, we touched on artists who were bitten by “the love bug”.
There have been, of course, a plethora of bands with pests in their names (The Beatles, Adam and the Ants, the Scorpions, the Rats, etc). We could compile multiple playlists just based off their names! For today, though, we’re jumping into the songs themselves, looking at 10 artists who have “immortalized” insects in their music. As before, you can follow this playlist on Spotify… So sit back, turn the speakers up, and enjoy!
Crazy, Man!
With their distinct sound, the B-52s definitely stand out from the other artists included in this list. Though most people can sing along to their most popular song “Love Shack,” in a rousing bout of karaoke, most people would be hard-pressed to offer the same performance for “Junebug.” It just doesn’t get the same airtime. Nevertheless, this song still delivers the classic B-52s vibe that fans have come to associate with the band… as well as all the free lovin’ that the band espouses.
Serious about those weevils!!!
There are numerous versions of “Boll Weevil” out there, but perhaps the most iconic is the rendition done by Old Lead Belly. A definite “throwback,” this song is reminiscent of an older time in music… The haphazard, casual intonations definitely give this song the feel of a laid-back evening on the porch, belting out old folk songs for the fireflies to hear.
Tom Waits: a look to match his voice…
This entry isn’t so much a song as it is narrated speech over music. “Army Ants” is very reminiscent of a National geographic documentary meets the grind of a seedy nightclub mixed with the delivery of Mitch Hedberg… a scattered offering of “one-liner” facts related to insects. Waits’ gravelly voice also amps up the “creepy” factor of this piece, which is quite fitting, considering it’s about insects.
Miriam Makeba: International Songstress
“Qongqothwane” has been described as a traditional wedding song from the Xhosa people of Africa. As native English speakers do not have the linguistic ability to pronounce some of the sounds, it became commonly referred to as “The Click Song.” “Qongqothwane” is a song about where the village’s witch doctor can be found. Though his physical appearance is just like everyone else (not the stereotype that most people think of when they picture witch doctors), he is compared to a “knocking beetle,” which (in local folklore) leads the way home. The witch doctor leads the newlywed couple to a new future together in the same way that the beetle leads children home to where they belong.
photo courtesy themysticmangos.com
In this peculiar song, Ava (and her mangos) chronicle the journey to becoming an entomologist. Ava starts off by catching her bugs in the “local salad bar” (eww!) Catching, cataloguing, classifying, and displaying insects for others to see. Not necessarily an exciting life, but it was interesting enough to earn its own song. Now if we could just find our own “pest control” ode.
Audioslave: like a moth to the flame?
Like Kid Icarus, Audioslave gets too close to the sun in this song. A much lesser known single by a superb band, the lyrics truly capture the disillusionment that failure can cause. Notable lyrics: “I was a king, I was a Moth with painted wings made of cloth / When did the flame get so high and get so hot?”
Blake has quite the sweet tooth!!!
The only country music offering in the list, Shelton’s “Honey Bee” is a self-aware tune, and he even admits in the lyrics that the song “comes out a little country.” The song basically likens him and his girl as two complimentary parts in a couple (at least, that’s the intent… we’ve never heard of mixing wine with whiskey, but who are we to judge?) The song is, as most love songs are, stereotypical, but a good guitar riff and a catchy chorus make that fact easy to overlook.
Coral Necklace? Check! 90s Pose with Sunglasses? Check!
Arguably the most popular entry in our list, The Dave Matthews Band (“hardcore fans call him Dave“) offers up “Ants Marching,” which is one of their most recognizable hits. Horns are on loop through the background under Dave’s vocals, adding to the lyrical idea that nothing is ever changed, much like the “ants marching” from the title.
The Wire (the band, not the TV show)
This English rock band offers a peculiar piece. the lyrics are not deep at all. In fact, on may suggest that Colin Newman (lead vocals and guitar) channels Randy Newman based on the simplicity of this song. There is no story arc provided, but simply a song that is easily played in the background as you go about your day. This UK band sets up an anthem of sorts within the song — “I am the Fly” becomes a chant which begins to crescendo over a “clap-track” until its sudden end.
They had to use a stand-up for the cover, as the boys were getting their beards washed.
The Bearded Ones came up with their own ode to the common black fly. It starts off with the typical ZZ guitar riff, then continues into a song that, while lyrically not too deep, is fun to play air guitar to. This song contains all the innuendo that is to be expected of a ZZ Top song, while the guitar drives the momentum and keeps it moving forward.
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BONUS TRACK:
OK, obviously this song does not have insects in the title itself… but we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to include the King of Parody in our list… Perform This Way earns him a spot based on its lyrics: Weird Al dons a suit made of bees (and poking fun at Lady GaGa in the process).
Simply “abuzz” about Weird Al’s fashion sense!
Well played, sir.
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So there you have it: 10 songs (plus a bonus track!) about common pests.. some of these songs hit pretty high on the charts, too! What do you think? Are there any we missed? Leave a note in the Comments section or tell us via Facebook or Twitter
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30 Hits (And Misses) For Your Valentine’s Soundtrack
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching (less than 12 hours away — as we’re sure you’re aware). Hopefully, you have everything planned and you’ve already picked up flowers and/or chocolates for your significant other… but as a quick checklist, do you have:
- Reservations made?
- Suit/dress picked out?
- Babysitter scheduled?
- Gift(s) purchased and wrapped?
Yes? Good…
But now what?
A lot of planning goes into the “events” of Valentine’s Day, but not into the “before and after” moments… Those moments of silence that are unavoidable… The drive home, or that moment when you and your love are cuddled on the couch. Do you turn on the radio to the first station you can find just to have some filler? Do you try to find a movie to put on the TV? Or should you put on a generic jazz album? Does he/she even like jazz (the answer SHOULD be “yes”).
Never fear!!! We’ve taken the guesswork out of your weekend, and picked out some great music to keep you and your date company on the way to that special dinner / romantic weekend getaway / paintball tournament… and don’t worry, these songs are still pretty good picks for all our independent friends as well!
We’ve broken the list up to cater to your musical tastes: Ballad, Funk, Rockabilly, Rock N Roll, Heartbreak, Songs for When You’re Alone; and even a (Dis)Honorable Mentions section!
So put this playlist together (or follow and stream it on Spotify) and let the music do the talkin’!
1). Jonas Brothers – “Lovebug (A Little Bit Longer)
Probably the most recognizable song on the list for the “younger” generation, “Love Bug” is a simple (yet catchy) pop tune describing the breathlessness associated with falling in love.
2). Mel Torme – “Love Is Just a Bug” (At the Crescendo)
Going further back in history is the iconic Mel Torme. His smooth, svelte voice at the time of this recording is reminiscent of a young Bing Crosby… this song also makes a great accompaniment to any marriage proposal as well (nudge, nudge; wink, wink; hint, hint)
3). Louis Prima – “The Love Bug Will Bite You” (The Masters of Swing)
Louis Prima uses this ballad to describe the fantastic (and sometimes maniacal) effects that “the love bug” can have on you when it bites you… The ballad itself is fun, but an added bonus is hearing Mr. Prima’s patter… it really sounds as if he enjoys the song, and you can picture him smiling through the whole number.
4). Meadowman – 17 Year Itch (instrumental)
This instrumental offering is unique. Behind skillful guitar playing, Mr. Meadowman lays down track of cicada chirping that adds to the effect of the music… hauntingly beautiful music that is accented by the innate beauty of nature.
5). Jim Armenti – “Bees Go Buzzing” (Bees Go Buzzing)
In another folk-style offering, Jim Armenti plays a catchy little tune that will get stuck in your head much in the same way that “You Are My Sunshine” got stuck in your head after watchin “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou.” The lyrics are simple and sweet, though, and that’s why it makes the list.
6). Reuben Wilson – “Love Bug” (Blue Breakbeats)
Mr. Wilson’s track is purely instrumental, and it comes from his “Blue Breakbeats” album. We weren’t going to include this track originally (since it’s only bug related in title) but such a smooth piece of jazz simply MUST be included. Don your best slippers and smoking jacket and tap your feet as the music washed over you.
7). Dr. Buzzard’s Original Savannah Band – “You’ve Got Something/Betcha’ The Love Bug Bitcha”
Dr Buzzard’s Original Savannah Band gives us an “old school” ballad with a little funk thrown in… the deep bass line provides a nice, steady rhythm while high-pitched vocals smoothly hit those sweet harmonies to really relax you and put you in the mood…
…And speaking of funk, this is where the music starts to pick up on our playlist…
8). Tina Charles – “Love Bug / Sweets For My Sweet”
Tina kicks things off with her rendition of “Love Bug.” Admittedly, the beat is a pretty generic rendition of music offered up at the time (the song was released in 1978), but it’s still an upbeat offering that’s easy to get into. For best results, use this song to sweep your lover into an impromptu dance in the living room.
9). Tower Of Power – “Love Bug” (We Came to Play)
The Tower of Power brings the love AND the funk! Right out the gate, TToP lays down a funky beat that you can’t help to move to… It’s got us groovin’ at the office, we DARE YOU to put it on at home with your “S.O.”… You won’t be able to resist putting on your OWN dance party at home!
10). The Supremes – “Love Is Like An Itching In My Heart”
Even the Supremes aren’t immune to the bite of the Love Bug. They’ve got an itch and they “can’t scratch it.” This song keeps the momentum going, despite the lyrics being somewhat lackluster. It’s another good “groove hit” tgo keep in your repertoire.
11). George Jones – “Love Bug”
This classic ditty will have your toes tappin’ more than the “Boot-Scootin’ Boogie.” George gets bowled over by that “little bitty, teeny, weeny thing they call the love bug.” And we get a classic song as a result.
12). Jimmy Edwards – “Love Bug Crawl”
Jimmy does his best Elvis impression in this song, but instead of being “All Shook Up,” he gets bitten by none other than the love bug (did you REALLY expect anyone else to be the culprit on this list?)
13). Jeff Pasternak – “Love Bug” (You Hardly Know Me)
Mr. Pasternak has a well-ground voice… that gravelly disposition often associated with long stints on the road. His voice perfectly compliments his playstyle, offering an upbeat (yet haunting) warning to let the love bug “move you right along.” And hopefully, if you’re using our playlist, things will move along quite nicely.
14). Slow Joe & the Ginger Accident – “Love Bug” (Sunny Side Up)
Lyrically speaking, Slow Joe doesn’t offer anything mind blowing, but it’s a pretty catchy tune, and occasionally he grinds on the notes, leading you to believe he’s going to break into a bug-themed version of “Roxanne.” He never does, but he still manages to accomplish a sexy quirkiness that’s undeniable.
15). Stevie Ray Vaughan – “Honey Bee” (Couldn’t Stand the Weather)
Stevie Ray Vaughan tears up the guitar in his signature style. This is an easy track to listen to over and over, but you would also be well served to sing along with Mr. Vaughan as you both implore, “tell me little baby that you’ll buzz me all the time.”
16). Baby Bee – “Love Bug” (The Walking Dead Soundtrack Vol. 1)
Baby Bee has a sound very reminiscent of Jet (not to be confused with THE Jets, which is also on this list). It opens up right away, with an in-your-face feeling. It’s no surprise, then, that this song was chosen for the Walking Dead Soundtrack.
17). The Jets – “Love Bug” (The Early Years)
The Jets are a UK band famous for their rockabilly style, but this song is a great throwback song, reminiscent of Chuck Berry’s playfulness combined with that driving guitar sound.
18). Rocky Sharpe & The Replays – “Buzz Buzz Buzz” (Rock-It To Mars)
Rocky and the Replays is another group that borders rock and another genre. They borrow strongly from the doo-wop era as they compare their love to honey from the honeybee (hint: she’s sweeter).
19). Martha Reeves & The Vandellas – “Love Bug Leave My Heart Alone” (The Ultimate Collection)
Martha (and her Vandellas) lament a fella who leaves and then returns, then leaves (and returns) again and again like the seasons (hmmm, it really DOES sound like a pest problem…)
20). Sparker – “Queenbee & The Buzzing Fly”
Sparker laments visiting a lover under the cover of dark… Drifting in his loneliness
21). Sally Morgan – “This Buzzing Sound” (Wandering Through Walls)
Sally struggles to take in the world around her, but she can’t since she is so consumed by her lover that she’s overwhelmed by a “buzzing sound.” She compares herself to a honeybee, which can’t keep its composure near a lily. (It sounds less corny when you listen to it, I promise).
22). Marcy Playground – “Love Bug” (Shapeshifter)
This is a harder sound than other songs Marcy Playground has offered up in the past. It doesn’t really push the genre in any sense, but it’s a good “grungy” track to break up the pace… or speed it up, however you like it.
23). Weezer – All My Friends Are Insects” (Yo Gabba Gabba)
At least Weezer will never be alone, if this fun kid’s song is any indication. Though Weezer’s mothers really wish they would get out more often and meet some real people. Maybe that nice girl from the deli down the street.
24). Queens Of The Stone Age – “Mosquito Song” (Songs for the Deaf)
QoTSA have a dismal outlook in this song. The lyrics are introspective, and can have a chilling effect. A lot of symbolism in this song and its meaning can be interpreted in different ways. Put on your headphones and contemplate to your satisfaction.
25). Ragged Hearts – “Buzzing on Brown” (The Champ)
The Ragged Hearts are “Buzzing on Brown” as they wait for their love to return.
26). The NowhereNauts – “Constant Buzzing” (Warned You)
The NowhereNauts actually lament the lack of “rest” to be found… but it’s still a good song to put on and drown out the world when you’re by yourself.
27). SR-71 – Mosquito
Though their most popular song is probably “Right Now,” pop-punk band Sr-71 had another catchy tune in their single, “Mosquito.” In it, Mitch Allan (the lead singer) describes the tumultuous relationship he had, and sums up his review with “I don’t think about you anymore.” If that was true, though, then why did he write a song about it?
28). Nina Simone – Funkier Than a Mosquito’s Tweeter
A very basic drum beat lays beneath this song performed by Nina… in it, she calls out a former lover about blowing his chance with her through all the terrible things he’s done. Joe Bonamassa also covered this song with a distinctly different sound. Lyrically the songs are the same, but but Bonnamassa applies some aggressive energy to the song that isn’t as overt in Nina’s rendition.
29). Bumblebee Unlimited – Love Bug
(Un)surprisingly, this is the only LP released by Bumblebee Unlimited. A track filled with artists “buzzing” as background vocals and classic lines like “I’ll sting you with my love” probably is NOT the best idea for you to play on Valentine’s Day. Unless you’re starring in your own Rom-Com. In that case, go for it.
Even we have to admit that a cicada-themed album may not be the best thing… especially if it’s not aimed at education or children’s entertainment. The opening track is a rap song titled “Waited 17 Years (to party).” The “17” years comes from (of course) the cycle that cicadas observe… after 17 years underground, they emerge to mate and then die approximately a month later. In this case, perhaps they should have waited another 17 years.
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So there you have it, Thirty “Hits and Misses” for your Valentine’s Day playlists… We hope you had some fun reading through and listening. Which songs are your favorite? Do you have any songs we missed? Let us know what you think!
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5 Must-Use Tips for Holiday Travel Safety
Everyone is gearing up for the holiday season, planning trips and booking tickets… but despite the jovial spirit of the season, a mood-killer lurks in the shadows: bed bugs!
Bed bugs don’t just “go away” for the winter. They like to find a nice warm, cozy spot and settle in… and a prime place for this to happen is in hotel rooms! Unfortunately, bed bugs can strike ANYWHERE… a 1-star motel in a rural area, or even 4 star accommodations in the ritziest parts of the city.
The REAL reason Scrooge was so grumpy at Christmas! (Photo courtesy JonathanSchmock.com)
We’ve compiled a list of 5 EASY things you can do to make sure bed bugs don’t ruin your holiday experience:
1) Research it!
Most of us usually do a little research before booking our hotels and flights, to make sure that we’re getting the most out of our time holiday time and hard-earned money. Paying special attention to reviews COULD alert you to potential issues or a history of bed bug infestation… but you should also take reviews with a grain of salt. Sometimes negative reviews can be the result of a disgruntled employee or a patron who may be exaggerating to draw negative attention.
Doing a little research ahead of time can save a LOT of trouble later!
Once you’ve gotten your dream vacation (or your “pit-stop” on the way TO your dream vacation) booked, however, there are additional things you can do to ensure the only “extras” you bring back are presents from Grandpa and Grandma.
2) Store it!
As soon as walking through the door to your hotel room for the first time, you should immediately store your belongings in the bathroom. Don’t worry, it’s not a long term thing! Bed bugs are less likely to make a home out of the bathroom, which will keep your luggage safe from infestation until you’ve determined that the room is clear.
Check the bed by pulling back the linens, looking around and under the mattress and behind the headboard. Bedbugs are similar to the size (and shape!) of an apple seed. You may find them in the bedding, or you may find little black dots that look sort of like peppercorn. If so, alert hotel staff immediately.
Bed bugs will stay close to the bed for the most part, but can be found in chairs, curtains, and the closet, so be sure to check those areas as well!
3) Elevate it!
Once you’ve determined that there aren’t any bed bugs in the room, the trick then becomes prevention, which is relatively easy. If possible, keep your bags on the desktop, on top of the dresser, or on a luggage rack… but definitely OFF the floor! That way, any bed bugs which are scouting for a new place to settle down won’t have easy access to your stuff!
4) Wrap it!
For extra protection, purchase a zip-up plastic bag (most luggage retailers carry these nowadays as protection in the midst of travel) and keep your luggage wrapped when not in use. Some airports will wrap your luggage for you (for a fee), and a cheaper alternative (but a less viable “long term” solution) is to use garbage bags to wrap your luggage.
Workers not included
Added bonus: the plastic can also protect your luggage from rain / moisture.
5) Wash it!
When you return home from vacation, wash everything in hot water. That includes the stuff that didn’t get used or worn.
If a bedbug does manage to get into your luggage, it won’t be able to survive the heat from washing. Sending items to the dry cleaners will have the same effect as washing.
Of course, be sure to inspect your baggage/suitcase before you put it away. Vacuum out the nooks and crannies and (if possible) wrap it in plastic until you need it again.
So there you have it! 5 easy tips to avoid bed bugs this holiday season. Nevertheless, bugs can be persistent and if you DO end up plagued by those bothersome bed bugs, we’ll be there to protect your home and loved ones!
Do you have any other travel tips to share? Let us know in the comments section or tag us with the hashtag #PPPC
Safe travels and Happy Holidays!
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Happy Bugs-giving?
Gobbling on grubs and scarfing down scarabs for Thanksgiving?!?
Just double-checked… “How to make bug-filled Thanksgiving dishes” was NOT in our recipe books.
Gizmag posted an article about entomophagy (eating insects), stating that 80 countries have some form of insect consumption in their diet. A London company even gave away free insect-inclusive items as part of a publicity stunt.
Would you like flies with that? (Photo Courtesy gizmag.com)
Sure, we’re aware that some cultures have included insects as part of their menu…
At many Asian vendors, you can get your grub on a stick (literally!!!!)
Street vendors in Asia, Africa, and the Americas have been offering meal(worms) to go for years but it looks like the bug craze — which is still a very foreign concept in the US — is hitting a little “closer to home” as of late… and no, we’re not talking about Bear Grylls’ latest survival/reality show…
Although we’re BIG supporters of keeping bugs off our kitchen tables — especially during the holidays when family is over— our interest was piqued by a rather “buggy” Thanksgiving meal being offered up this year in the Audubon Insectarium‘s “Bug Appetit” kitchen in New Orleans.
Some items on the Thanksgiving-themed menu include “turkey with cornbread and mealworm stuffing,” “wax worm cranberry sauce” and “pumpkin pie with a crispy cricket topping.”
We’re still not convinced that the pilgrims had similar recipes, despite the adorable hat. (Photo Courtesy NOLA.com)
The Insectarium is known for its exhibits housing THOUSANDS of live bugs (our tech’s hearts just skipped a beat), and in addition to their seasonal offerings, they have “year-round” insect cuisine available, such as chocolate “chirp” cookies and “six legged salsa” using crickets as an ingredient.
This isn’t the first year the Insectarium has offered this type of holiday fare, either… they’ve made their own tradition of it!
Hope they don’t mind, but we’ll stick to our bug-free dishes and traditions this year!
“What kind of Thanksgiving dinner is this? Where’s the turkey, Chuck? Don’t you know anything about Thanksgiving dinners? Where’s the mashed potatoes? Where’s the cranberry sauce? Where’s the pumpkin pie?” – Patricia ‘Peppermint Patty’ Reichart, Peanuts
What about you? Have you ever had a buggy dish? Would you be adventurous enough to try a turkey dinner that’s a little more “exotic?” What dishes/traditions are you looking forward to as Thanksgiving approaches?
